[Those passing by the park will find the Netherlands looking oddly not... ready for a fight or perving on some girl who looks she could be his daughter or smoking weed or any other thing that could be expected of him in public. In fact, he looks pretty damn exhausted, strung-out and paler than usual. The lab coat he has to wear as a part of his ( Read more... )

[It's February, you say? Really? Hahaha who cares.

The Netherlands can be found out on his front lawn at 945 Beulah Street... in a hot tub (they were around in the 50s!) which has been set up right in the middle of the snow. He is totally shirtless, with one of those awful blow-up party palm trees planted into the snow next to the jacuzzi. Yes, ( Read more... )

[SUDDENLY, TULIPS

EVERYWHERE

they are on the lawn and on the roof and in almost all of the rooms of his home on 945 Beulah Street, and the Netherlands is currently gathering said up tulips to send to Canada. no homo. Ukraine went all yandere for him, he very nearly married America to Russia, Spain came out of nowhere and was terrifying, Loli ( Read more... )

So I have a job at the Mayfield Pharmacy now. Apparently I've been workin' there for years, which is fine, I guess. I mean, I know a lot about drugs, and the drones don't even care when I give 'em shit that isn't even right the dosage or type. ...The uniform's stupid, though. [it's the best job

ever]...Valentine's Day is pretty big in the ( Read more... )

[THIS IS THE WORST TRIP EVER Upon waking up and having a... fascinating conversation with his drone wife, the Netherlands is out and about in 'his' house now, examining the bizarre photographs that show evidence that he's apparently been really really stoned for about fifteen years straight and has started a family in that time ( Read more... )